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Once upon a time in the kingdom of Pottyville, a brave group of parents embarked on the noble quest of toilet training their little squires and princesses. Armed with nothing but determination and a mountain of wipes, they ventured into uncharted territory. The adventure began with the sacred Scroll of Hydration, teaching the young ones the importance of drinking enough elixir for the ultimate potty performance.

As the sun rose and set, the parents introduced their mini monarchs to the majestic Throne of Thrones. With fanfare fit for a royal procession, the kids met their porcelain chariot, complete with a cheering section of stuffed animals. Alas, accidents were the dragons that had to be slain along the way, but the parents persevered, arming themselves with patience as strong as a knight’s armour.

The Potty Pirates’ Parade followed suit, teaching the art of aiming with the precision of a ship’s captain. And lo and behold, the magical Flush Dance began, transforming each flush into a whimsical water ballet that delighted the senses. The kids giggled as they joined in, believing they were the wizards controlling the enchanted waterworks.

Next came the tale of the Mysterious Wash and the quest for clean hands. With soap as fragrant as wildflowers and bubbles that rivaled a wizard’s potion, the parents ensured their little adventurers’ hands were as pristine as a fairy’s wing. And finally, the legendary Independence Day arrived, marked by the momentous achievement of the solo potty voyage. The parents beamed with pride, realising they had guided their tiny explorers to newfound autonomy.

So, fellow parents, take heart and embrace the epic journey of toilet training. With the Scroll of Hydration, the Throne of Thrones, the Potty Pirates’ Parade, the Flush Dance, the Mysterious Wash, and the triumphant Independence Day, your saga is destined for success. May your wipes be ever moist and your sense of humour as robust as a dragon’s roar. And remember, in the kingdom of Pottyville, accidents are just stepping stones on the path to the throne.